Introducing the "F*ck Around and Find Out" T-shirt, a bold choice for the discerning individual who juggles an appreciation for civil liberties with a taste for warped commentary. It's a modern twist on the quaint "Don't Tread on Me" – less Revolutionary War, more revolutionary wit.

This isn't your average freedom slogan tee. It's an intellectual's jab at the absurd theater of politics, garnished with a dash of a burbon and gun powder . Think of it as wearing your First Amendment rights, but make it fashion. It's the perfect ensemble piece for those who enjoy their espresso as dark as their humor and their government as limited as their patience.

Crafted for the individual who reads Thoreau but tweets like Wilde, this shirt is the quintessence of understated defiance. It subtly broadcasts to the world, "Yes, I'm aware of the government's shenanigans, and no, I'm not amused." It's ideal for brunch debates about civil liberties or a passive-aggressive show of dissent at your next book club.

Style it with artisanal denim and a bespoke blazer for a look that says, "I appreciate fine tailoring and the intricacies of constitutional law." Or perhaps pair it with vintage frames and a dismissive glance for an air of "I critique government policies and have a refined taste in underground rap."

So, don your "F*ck Around and Find Out" tee with an air of superiority. After all, it's more than just a piece of clothing. It's a banner for the scholarly, a sly nod to those who understand that true rebellion comes with a well-crafted quip. And remember, in this dance of democracy, we don't just step lightly; we pirouette with purpose.

The men's fitted straight cut t-shirt will easily become your go-to tee thanks to its classic cut and high-quality material. The shirt is made out of 100% ring-spun cotton and has a ribbed collar for extra elasticity.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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