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Politically Homeless Tee

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Welcome to the exclusive club of the "Politically Homeless" – where the only thing we agree on is disagreeing with everyone! Perfect for those who've traversed the political spectrum only to find themselves in a curious limbo, this tee is a sartorial shout-out to your unique predicament.

Picture this: you're at a barbecue, and someone's firing up not just the grill, but also their heated political opinions. You, clad in the "Nomad of No-Man's Land Tee," stand there, the personification of neutrality, armed with nothing but a shrug and a sly smile. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your armor in a world where left and right have become more confusing than a death metal band's lyrics in a rap battle.

Crafted for those who have seen the political spectrum as a spectrum indeed, only to find it's more like a broken kaleidoscope – colorful yet fragmented. It's for the wandering souls who have realized that picking a side feels as outdated as dial-up internet. So, wear this badge of 'undecided' with a hint of irony and a dash of hope. After all, who says a political drifter can't have style and a sense of humor?

Remember, while you may feel like a dying optimist in a sea of staunch partisans, this tee is your beacon of light – or at least a conversation starter at parties. Who knows, you might just find your political soulmate, or better yet, another fellow nomad to share in your bewildered amusement. Keep wandering, keep wondering, and let this t-shirt be your guide through the political wilderness.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

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